Dont they appreciate actual 'touchable' babes more?

I have a machine that does that for me........:lol: (And it's not wot you're thinking)

And while we're on the subject.....I'm alone on this wonderful planet.  Just me and a pile of scrap you lot call 'rovers'.  OK, so Napolean comes over once in a while, and Jimmy Hoffer likes to visit when I've got the still running, then of course there's Sinatra - he's a pia but he can still hold a tune.........Hey! And only last week Marilyn showed up with Janis Joplin - boy you should see them! Now they really know how to give a guy a good time..................... 

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...