Quote - I am not a fan but I was sure shocked when I heard. 

 

Shocked?  How the hell were you shocked?  Given her history with drug and alcohol abuse, how is this shocking, or even surprising?

Yes, one must feel sorry for the child.

Let's see...at last count, three men have now stepped forward claiming to be the biological father and potential winner of half a billion dollars.  I wonder who will next week...Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson, perhaps?

Madonna?