I, too welcome you back, John. Love your "sideways" view on life!

Hmm.... "prodigal son........."
Now IIRC, when the prodigal son returned, there was a feast. So let's see what I've got in the way of provisions....
Virtual 1/2 ox: - check.
Virtual 2 kilos of chipped potatoes - check.
Virtual box of Bisto - check.
Virtual cabbage - nope. it's past its eat-by date (in fact I better junk it immediately before it crawls away on its own).
Virtual Wine - check.
Virtual beer - check.
Virtual spirits - check.
Virtual BBQ - check,
Virtual charcoal - check.
Virtual matches ... errm where are my virtual matches? ARRGH! No Virtual matches! I can't virtually light the virtual BBQ!

Sigh.

Oh well, I tried..

Cheers,
Diolma

(who tends to ramble on sometimes)