I did that for a commision. I had to stand in the middle of the road with a tripod and take pics of a carpark.........thankfully it wasn't a very busy road.......

Recently, we'd been having trouble with vandals and Asbo types, so I got my videocam out and took footage of the damage and rubbish for evidence should the cops want to take things further. As it happened one of the perps saw me taking the movie and hightailed it out of there. We never saw them again..............!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...