STOP THAT - YOU'LL GO BLIND AND YOU'LL GET HAIRY PALMS!!
IT'LL MAKE YOU GO CRAZY!!!
DO YOU WANT YOUR DEAD RELATIVES TO SEE YOU DOING THAT?!!!
YOU'LL DEVELOPE A BAD LIMP!!!!!
PEOPLE WILL SENSE THE CREEPY COOTIES ON YOU AND YOU WON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!!!
AND - AND - AH - AHHH - AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH - Ooooooooohhhhhhhh - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Anybody got a cigarette?...