How does this sound for an ad?

"Ladies, send your photo to slinger@xxxxxxxx.com and if you are selected I will provide one night of total sexual satisfaction in the comfort of your own home.  All it will cost you is £10.00 plus my travel expenses.
If you are not completely satisfied I will refund the £10.00 in the morning."

~lmao~

The liver is evil - It must be punished.