Quote - Mine are too naughty to post here.

Heh, same here. Most of mine involve penetration, flagellation, strangulation, and many other four syllable words much worse than the four-letter ones.

I wouldn't post one of myself, but I've been trying unsuccessfully to morph a model to look like this:

I haven't even gotten the face part right yet, but this already gives me nightmares of the hair room.