After further experimentation, it looks like something funny is going on with the right hand. Attempting to move it in any way causes it to 'pretzel' in unpredictable directions.

When initially loaded, both hands are crammed into his torso, the right one clear through the other side.

Figure|Symmetry works! Never had to use it before, but it's nothing too out there to worry about. Now if I can figure how to 'hide the salami', I'll be fine..;) thanks everyone for the help.

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)