Woah! Many thanks. You guys are the greatest!  I have to be there before noon or I won't get to chat up the nurses!
I'll let you know how I get on............Oh Can somebody render me a white stick? ;-)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...