I SAY GRAB THE DAMN THING - THROW IT TO THE GROUND - GRAB A SLEDGE HAMMER - AND BEAT THOSE F#$$%'IN DENTS AND PINGS OUT OF IT WITH EVERYTHING IN YOU!!!

THEN - STOMP ON IT, AND I DON'T MEAN JUST LIGHTLY " ROMP " ON IT - I MEAN STOMP IT, AND KICK IT LIKE IT'S SATAN AND YOUR FINALLY GETTIN EVEN WITH THAT CLOVEN HOOVED JERK FOR PLAGUEING YOUR LIFE WITH BAD LUCK JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TOWARDS BEING A GOOD PERSON AND YOU GAVE THE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES THAT CAME TO YOUR DOOR A TEN SPOT INSTEAD OF SLAMMING THE DOOR IN THEIR FACES FOR DEPRESSING YOU BY TALKING ABOUT DOOMSDAY!!!! 

WHILE YOUR KICKING IT - THINK ABOUT ALL THE TIMES YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIED TO YOU AND TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE THE ONLY GUY SHE LOVED - ONLY TO STAB YOU IN THE FREAKING HEART WITH AN ICE COLD RUSTY SCREWDRIVER LATER ON WHEN YOU FIND OUT THAT SHE'S BEEN PLAYING TONSIL HOCKEY WITH PRACTICALLY THE ENTIRE SECOND SHIFT AT HER JOB!!!!

AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT - YOU GET A BONUS AT WORK - ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT AFTER TAXES AND BEING GARNISHEED BY UNCLE SAMMY - YOU'VE GOT EXACTLY ENOUGH POCKET CHANGE LEFT OVER FOR A THREE MUSKETEER'S BAR AND A COKE!

YOU GO HOME - AND YOUR DOG HIKED HIS LEG AND PEED INTO A WALL SOCKET - SENDING A THOUSAND VOLTS THROUGH HIS LITTLE BODY SO THAT YOU FIND HIM TWITCHING ON THE CARPET HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE.
SO YOU RUSH HIM TO THE VET, AND THE RECEPTIONIST LOOKS AT YOU WITH SUSPICION - MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR ON TRIAL FOR SOMETHING.

THEN - AFTER THE VET LOOKS HIM OVER AND SAYS "THAT'LL BE $256.27",YOU CARRY THE LITTLE GUY HOME - AND YOUR MOM CALLS AND ACCUSES YOU OF BEING AN UNGRATEFUL SON BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T CALLED HER IN OVER FIVE HOURS.

Wait....What were talking about...OH YEAH - THE BOOLEAN....ummmm...it looks fine, yeah - it's, ummm - not bad at all really - Hey - good job Agent Smith!