I found this article and it makes me lean torwards the rat snake even more.
http://coloherp.org/cb-news/Vol-30/cbn-0306/TexasRat.php

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,

just pee on it and walk away. :-)

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I wouldnt have to manage my anger

if people would manage their stupidity......