The scroll says (or at least I think it says!) :

   The Grand Bryce Inquisition

   His Eminence, Cardinal The Bryster and his Eminence
   Cardinal Fang have included the following names of heretics
   against the Holy Church of Bryce. They are to be held in
   Shaftoe Castle and strapped into comfy chairs and tortured
   with satin throw pillows. They are also to be made to drink
   countless cups of Earl Grey tea with scones, and forced to
   watch an endless loop recording of Wales playing
   Manchester United, or forced to listen to recordings of
   Bonnie Langford singing Show tunes.

Wales v the Mancs, interesting, I wonder who Ryan Giggs would play for?
Also, Bonnie Langford, surely that's a bit harsh even for Heretics!! :)