ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! :lol:
That last one just killed me!
Many thanks - I just got through looking in the mirror and I needed cheering up.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...