It's best to start talking in your local dialect and then you can confuse everyone.  I swear proper Lancastrian is closely related to Celtic as my father-in-law is a proper Glaswegian docker with accent and slang and all and I understand him perfectly because my Great Grandmother was my chief babysitter before I reached school age and I am on of the few peple under the age of 70 who actually understands some of the worst excesses of the language.  Even my hubby says I'm easier to understand when I speak in Lanky cos it is like his boyhood Glaswegian (proper tenement building he coems from too).

Uh Oh I tink may have to start avoiding Stormchaser from now on...........not a red are you gulps