• You keep a snorkel handy in the pool to observe proper swim poses from below...
• You begin watching Farscape 'cause Zhaan's texture makes you weak in the knees...
• You know if you don't buy Zygote's eagle by midnight, American Products, Inc. will call at 8:00AM for a website...
• The sound of the chimes on NBC makes you see Anton's peacock....
• A 'Caught C Exception' sound from the computer sends your cat scurrying for the backdoor...
• You begin having a re-occuring nightmare of a Creeper walking behind you....
• You are feeling totally inadequate 'cause you don't know what 'ROTFL' and 'LOL' mean, but you've been around so long, you're embarrassed to ask anybody NOW....
• You refuse to cut down the Weaping Willow 'cause you've strangely become fond of it...

sigh.... still not cured....