Quote - Then their are people like Connie who seem to cool things down just by being there and not taking it too seriously.

Aww shucks, I thought I was pouring oil into the fire, and I had more of a marshmallow melting on the BBQ effect.  
slumps over and pouts  Just can't win, can I?  Back to my private little daydreamy island...
Does that palm tree growing on top of my head make my bum look fat? [crosses eyes and looks up]
Oh, I forgot, you can't see my bum, it's hiding under the big judges robe, and it's very shapely and skinny! Honest!

*kitty gets excited of a thought of having a shapely skinny bum, turns around graciously whirling the judge's robe around and balancing the palmtree on her head... trips over the gavel and falls flat on her face!
What are you looking at???   I meant to do that! 
Picks up the gavel and a palmtree off the floor and storms off with her nose up in the air. 

someone should make a rendering out of that :P

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