"" sugest putting no hair at all on your figures, and put them in a space suit and hide them behind a planet in another galaxy viewed from in a cave on a distant moon, i think only then will you be 100% safe""

Until they create a gallery specifically for "no hair figures in space suits hiding behind planets in a cave".    Then there will also be the forum for "no hair figures in space suits hiding behind planets in a cave" - 

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