*It has come to may attention that there is a number of parish members who fear not your wrath and comfy chair.  Because of your hesitant use of rack and irons your grip may be loosening.  *
No one escapes the iron grip of Cardinal Bryster! 
FYI: The Cardinals of this forum use only the finest down feathers and the most costly of cloth when constructing comfy chairs in order that we can make our inquieries more effect. You do not want to see a Cardinal and a comfy chair inthe same room.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...