We experienced an earthquake, off the Kent coast in the channel at around 08:15 BST on Saturday just gone. Measured 4.5 on the richter scale, caused damage to 100s of homes in the coastal area most affected. Fortunately no loss of life, and only one serious injury.

The greatest part of wisdom is learning to develop  the ineffable genius of extracting the "neither here nor there" out of any situation...."