How about this. Let's start a list of "banned from now on" generic texture names. I'll get it started with:

wood.jpg
chrome.jpg
gold.jpg
silver.jpg
rock.jpg
stone.jpg
wall.jpg
floor.jpg
ceiling.jpg
house.jpg
oldwood.jpg
silverref.jpg
silverreflect.jpg
silverrefl.jpg
brass.jpg
translash.jpg
eyereflect.jpg
brick.jpg
fetchrome.jpg
chromemap.jpg

Anyone care to join in?

I'd rather stay in my lane than lay in my stain!