I thought this was the **"The Official Old Stuff Challenge Smack Talk Thread"
** If this is instead the **"the official old stuff (omit challenge) smack talk thread" ** I win. 

You can all shut up and quit. 
AgentSmith, you ain't old.  Ha, I still got most those things you bragging about.  Rayraz, you;re just a kid and shouldn't be looking a neked pics, I'll tell your mama.  D@M, you poor thing.  When I was in school, higher math was done with a slide rule. 

Electroglyph,  I was the guy who climbed those telephone poles and installed those party lines on open wire circuits (for you young'uns those were the old iron and copper wires strung pole to pole on glass insulators) I got pictures to prove it and I'm drawing a pension from a Bell company for doing it.

**Most importantly, I can still beat u all in a foot race.  An Ang25 thinks I'm awefully handsome! ** (sorry Ang, I made that part up)