jjroland opened this issue on May 12, 2007 · 100 posts
XENOPHONZ posted Tue, 15 May 2007 at 1:09 PM
Good thing that Karen's humor is funny.
Here's a suggested list of rules for commenting in the galleries:
1. You aren't allowed to comment on the images of anyone that you know.
2. You aren't allowed to comment on the images of anyone with whom you've exchanged private messages in the last six months.
3. You aren't allowed to comment on the images of anyone who's commented on your images.
4. You aren't allowed to leave comments which are short & praiseful -- because that's not what you are supposed to do.
5. You aren't allowed to leave short negative comments -- because that's trolling.
6. The only types of comments which are allowed must be no less than 200 words in length, and the comments must be thoughtful, well-written, in-depth, cogent, and witty. Always keep in mind that the Secret Comment Police are watching you -- so if you don't say what they say that you should say -- in the way that they say that you should say it -- then you'll be in Big Trouble!!!
7. Anyone who includes the word "excellent", or the phrase "well done" in their comment will be permanently banned from the site.
Others rules can be added to the list, of course. The rules set will be entitled as The Politcally Correct Speech Code For Gallery Comments, and it'll be printed up in a little red book. Everyone must memorize the book, and must recite the red book's contents out loud at least five times a day.
Oh, and BTW -- you'll have to trade in all of your clothes for those workman's leisure-suit looking things, too. Guaranteed equality is the goal here.
Thus it has been written - and thus you must obey.
PS - if you are expected to have an opinion, then we'll give it to you.
This isn't about frivolous things like having fun, folks. This is Serious Business.
So don't you dare say anything funny. 