LMFAO!

This entire thread has me in stitches!  I've seen rediculous, pointless threads posted here over the years...hundreds of 'em...some of 'em started by yours truly...but this one takes first prize!  You've won a Renderosity Barf Bag, embossed with your screen name!

Thanks for the much needed laugh, and congratulations on your win! 

And yes, do as suggested: remember the starving children of Rwanda as you puke your Cap'n Crunch all over your keyboard!