Why do we bother making anything at all for kids? They never appreciate any of it, especially the little ones, they are the worst! They should all just be locked in boxes, let then out only to go to school and to the bathroom (I aint cleaning those smelly boxes!)

Heck, ever seen a baby at Christmas? They toss out the toy and play with the box, so why put anything in the box at all? Perhaps we should just put the kid in the box and give it to the other kids, let them see what it’s like to be dissed first handed!

Now if Shrek, the donkey, and Princess Fiona got down for some hot and steamy threesomes; Now your talking about using 3D skills for something worth while! Perhaps if three little pigs and the gingerbread man had some real hankey panky going on with the witches and the ugly step sister - NOW WE'RE TALKING! And if the Big Bad Wolf did some real huffin and puffin and let Little Bo Peep do the blowin - NOW WE'RE TALKING!!

Personally I think Saturday morning is totally waisted on kids, they don't admire all the work that goes into those cartoons! Send them to work - Cartoon is MY Time!!!

(and NO, I aint jokeing either...)