**dashboard_jehova your name reminds me of the song in Cool Hand Luke where he sings "Going ninety I ain't scarey cause I got the Virgin Mary sitting on the dashboard of my car"  Ignore the fact that I sing out of key.

I became UVDan when my former user name of groingrinder was deemed unsuitable for a moderator.

Groingrinder was short for Baron Von Groingrinder which was a character a friend of mine used to do.  He would put on a fake German accent and try to pickup girls pretending to be a confused tourist.

I wanted to get in on the act, but nobody was convinced by my impression of a Japanese tourist.**

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms!!