*On behalf the of the Rendo Elves we would like to apologise for the recent speed issues.

One of our youngest, Bobbo, got it into his head that he could feed the hamster running the main server something he calls 'speed' to help operations.

Unfortunetly, the Hamster has had to leave and go into a 'drug rehab program'. whatever that is, after his wheel exploded into flame and Mavis, (who sorts the pages by hand for each user), had a nervous breakdown trying to keep up.

We are now left with a major server issue which we aim to resolve using CPIP (carrier pigeon internet protocol) which we hope will bring our server issues to an end and put a stop to all this mucking around with daredevil speed and should help Mavis recover.

Yours

The Rendo Server Elves*