I sent the Brysters list to a good friend of mine, who has family in the Dominican Republic. She got a response from them, and they had added to your list! :D

CUBAN MODEL: You have two cows the Russians donated during the cold war. They no longer give milk since they last tried to swim away. You call them state of the art, sell drugs to buy milk powder from the Chech Republic and export it to Syria in exchange for Chinese arms. You publish pamplets proclaiming the usefulness of boiled bark as a milk substitute.

DOMINICAN Model: You have two cows, you print 18 political party banners and tie them on the cows in accordance with the caravans passing. You donate one cow to the elected party and hold a large BBQ with the other in exchange for land rights and a public position in the Ministry of Mining. After two years you reinvest you salary in 400 cows and move to Miami in your second helicopter.

COLOMBIAN model: You have two cows. You kidnap one and ransom it for the value of a Mercedes.

VENEZUELAN model: You have two cows. One is an aristocratic capitalist, the other believes all land is public. You send them free vaccines, nationalize all the milk production and fix the price of milk artifiially low and the price of oil artificially high. You import whiskey and donate some to Bolivia.

ARGENTINIAN model: You have two cows. You devaluate until the liter of milk is costlier than a pound of gold. You elect a new president who can divide by 1,000,000.

PERUVIAN model: You have two cows. You send one to Japan and reelect the other.

KOREAN model: You have two cows, you reverse engineer them until they produce wine.

SOUTH AFRICAN corporation: You have two cows. One is black with white the other is white with black. Not being sure what is proper, you get them false passports and export them from Rumania.

ISRAELI Corporation: You have two cows, you send them to a technology park and teach them how to fly. You attach radar.

PALESTINIAN corportation: You have two cows, you wire them and send them into a busy market. You apply for international economic aid due to imposed poverty.

LEBANESE corporation: Where are the two cows that were just here?