Phil: Woah! Hope your folks are ok.

On the other hand....... Take a walk............Vauxhall Corsa 5-door 1.4 SXi, fully programmable cd player, digi radio, MP3 Player plugin, time-sensitive welcome lighting, wrap-around airbag protection system, front fog spots, auto-box with instrument panel gear indicator, air-con, low-profile alloy wheels, black pearlescent paint job, 2007 model, car of the year!
Sticks to the road like glue, goes like (insert expletive here) and it was free!!!! Well, nearly!

My only gripe? No friggin' ashtrays!

I can also make my own cd of mp3s on a RW/CD and listen to them in car! 
It even has a button on the dash to lock all the doors in case of attack by Heretics. The remote key only opens the driver door at first in case you're the only person using the car and bad guys are after you..:lol:

I'm having them fit a James Bond style missile system with proximity alert firing facing the rear.  You get too close and the car toasts your ass!!!!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...