LOL@BAR-CODE's comment. Well how about the topics on these stupid emails? Like this one... "Helen, you'll be amazed at the size of your p***s". Let me tell you if I stood in front of a mirror and saw one of those dangling from me, no matter the size, I'd be amazed. Roflol.

Let me introduce you to my multiple personalities. :)
     BluEcho...Faery_Light...Faery_Souls.