' "Helen, you'll be amazed at the size of your p***s".'

ROFLOL! Well I guess they weren't lying - you would be amazed. So would everyone else in your family as well :)

I remember when the Viagra emails first started appearing and I didn't know that it was a mass mailing spam campaign. I thought they honestly knew something about me and I got defensive ... I mean,  I know I'm getting older and the ol' gray mare - she ain't what she used to be - but that's none of their damn business! lol :)

• Rick