Ray: They are only curved when loaded....and I don't mean drunk! (Actually,I didn't feel like booleaning out squashed cylinders....)

Ang: That just  has to be a 'blonde moment' story....;-)

I knew a guy whose wife spent 25 years driving without making the connection between petrol and petrol tank. He always filled the tank for her and it wasn't until she was out driving and ran out that she understood why he took her car out on friday evenings.......

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...