I'*ve always understood that once the blood drains out of ta guy's head, a girl should not expect much in a way of conversation....  [ducking and running]

*There's blood rushing now, believe me, and it's not going downstairs. We men are such pigs. It's good that people are brave enough to expose us on a daily bases. Keeps us honest at least and gives us a healthy dose of feeling of guilt. It's my firm belief that this will make things better for all of us.
  inster chauvinistic remark here

I've often thought about using the nude filter here, since there aren't many artistic nudes, but my blood allways drains out of my head while making big decisions, so I just keep staring at the monitor, paralyzed. It's a vicious circle but I manage. Barely.

-Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
-Life can be hilariously cruel