Oh yeah, how could I forget Andorian ale?

How come alien stuff in Star Trek is always better/more powerful than human stuff when it's different?  How come nobody ever goes "hey try this Maldrakian ale" and then the captain does and spits it out saying, "you actually drink this piss?" Or sits down and drinks all the aliens under the table, laughing at how the weenies can't hold their liquor?

How'd you get her skin blue and decent looking?  My painting skills are nil and I never get anything good by messing with the diffuse color bars.