For real coporate stupidity the best I've read is Dells EULA, bascially you can't sell the machine to anyone in the axis of evil or use it to create anything nuclear. You have to sign it as well or they won't deliver the machine.

I can just imagine Osma and his crew sitting around dissapointed saying "we've had to scrub the dirty bomb plan because it infringes an EULA, looks like it's back to blowing sheep"  :)

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.