I've never pee'd in the shower! It just seems counter-productive to me. I'm in there to get clean after all.

I do however frequently cuss, fart and burp...sometimes simultaneously (it's a gift).

Squirting at both ends is the kind of multi-tasking us fellas excel at :P

Plus...
reading on the john;
counting backwards during sex;
watching sport AND the history channel at the same time;
etc

Incidentally, I honestly do none of these things. I'm practically perfect in every way.

What? Why are you all looking at me like that?!

If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards...checkmate!