i hate it when i have my white 3/4 shorts on (for playing footy in) and i go and make a cheese and brown sauce (HP) sandwich, just before setting off to practise my Beckham free kicks, that with the first bite, i get a big brown splat o' sauce on me crotchy bits, and attempted cleaning only makes it worse and bigger.it is so hard to pose after scoring my goal with a big brown crotchy stain!!

i also hate the fact that bounty bars come as two little bars, instead of one big bar like all other chocolate bars, i know that i am missing at least a bite of bounty bar, it doesn't make it cool to have two bars, and i have no intention of ever sharing my bounty bar with anyone, so give me back my bite........DAMMIT!!! give me one big bar!!

i have to buy two bars to compensate for that missing bit.

that's me done, next..........