I do like "Master & Commander", but I'd love to see the three-person re-make.  

"They have forty-four guns to our twenty-eight!   They're out of our class!"

"You forget that they, like us, have only three people - and theirs have to wear long, false moustaches, to show that they are French."

Acadia, you must face reality:  you are quite possibly the only person in the entire universe who has watched even a nanosecond of this film you mention.   If the studio gets wind of this, you'll be president, treasurer and secretary of the appreciation society.   Look on the bright side:  the secretary's tasks aren't likely to be too onerous.   Better still, drop this line of enquiry.