Quote - Master and Commander ain't bad.

Isn't it? On reflection I realise that I liked "The River Rat", but that doesn't really make up for some of the others.

Quote - Acadia, you must face reality:  you are quite possibly the only person in the entire universe who has watched even a nanosecond of this film you mention.   If the studio gets wind of this, you'll be president, treasurer and secretary of the appreciation society.   Look on the bright side:  the secretary's tasks aren't likely to be too onerous.   Better still, drop this line of enquiry.

I do seem to recall though, something with three freckle-faced Californian kids finding a polynesian type boat, in an enchanted cave, lauching just as a tsunami arrived and, having ridden the storm, finding themselves on a beautiful island where... 

Edited to add: Really lost any impact through my session timing out twice, plus one MySQL error.