"One of the things I learned at going to a topless beach (St. Maartin/Ste. Martin), was how many people look better with their clothes on...;)"

LOL. That reminds me of what I heard of when Italy started allowing nude beaches in the early 60's.  or so.  The young guys were disappointed to find that the only real nudity that happened at first was old guys past  their 60's strutting around in their birthday suits  like bantam roosters.  (the young guys were already notorious for unwanted pinching of women's  rear-ends, so no woman with sense was going to actually go nude then.)