what about the '49% bitch, 51% sweetheart, don't push it'..;)? or am I showing my age?
I have the 'charm of making' in my sig, but I don't know what sort of language that is..;)

I've seen porn before. It's just like Fred Astaire movies, except all the dancing is horizontal..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)