*I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when
they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

*Dogs, you have a bed in the Closet, a kennel cab beside the bed and in the living room, plus beanbag beds on the living room floor. Cats, you can sleep anywhere, including places that defy gravity.