"You mean it doesn't come preinstalled on it's own brand new QuadCore, 3Ghz machine with 8 gig's of RAM and a 500 Gig HD with Windows Vista Ultimate already setup to network with all my old XP machines for network rendering? Sheesh! I want my money back!"

Just tell them what you want in your custom copy. The software elfs will make you a special copy and sprinkle it with their magic elf dust that makes the software become anything you want it to be. Just close your eyes and make a wish when you open the box. What do you think the e is for in e frontier? Elfs!

P.S. no geers about the dust. It's elf dust period. I don't know what it's made of and I don't sniff it.