I can understand the frustration. Been there done that. But seriously, the grin should have given it away that I was kiddin'. 

In anycase, have you considered asking the community if they're interested in your product? A nice test render to show it off maybe? Even if you do get it all zipped up properly, you'll still need to have had it tested by some beta testers before it will be accepted by the market place according to the rules. Beta Testers would even have helped getting it set up properly for the market.