A man with one leg and a bald head gets invited to a Halloween party, but is embarassed by his shortcomings. He sends a letter to a costume company, asking if they can rectify the dilemma. A week later, he gets a big box in the mail, which contains a pirate costume and a note. The note reads : "The bandanna will hide your baldness, and your wooden leg will look like part of the costume." He becomes incensed, and sends off a letter that reads "I can't believe you would be so insensitive as to make fun of my problems." A week later, another big box shows up. Inside it is a monk's outfit and a note that reads "The Friar's robe will hide your leg, and your bald head will look like part of the costume." Again he get's pissed and sends off another letter. Another week goes by and a small box arrives, containing a jar of mollasses and a note. The note reads "Pour this over your head, stick your leg up your arse, and go as a candy apple!"

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