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Subject: OT -- Lawyer joke

pearce opened this issue on Aug 04, 2007 ยท 6 posts


Delveauxmaycare posted Sun, 19 August 2007 at 9:50 PM

A guy is getting ready to go to bed, when he hears a knock on the door. He opens it, and there's a man standing there. "Can you give me a push?" says the man. "Get the hell out of here, I'm getting ready to go to bed!" shouts the guy, and slams the door. He goes upstairs to the bedroom and tells his wife what happened. She says "You should be ashamed of yourself. That's why the world is the way it is. Nobody wants to help anyone. You go back downstairs and help that poor man." The guy shlubbs back to the door and calls out in the dark "Are you still there?" "Yea!" yells the man. "Do you still need that push?" "Yea!" "Where are you?" "Over here, on your swingset!"

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