If you didn't enter the lotto you can't get no prizes!
This stuff is always fake. To date I've won about £100mil in lottery prizes I didn't enter.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...