E-mail Poetry
J. M. Strother

SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Re: Pictures of your ex wife        Shawn

Wow. I didn't even know I had an ex wife.
That Shawn guy must be something,
Knowing strange things about my life.
The things you learn via e-mail.        Amazing.

And then from Delores Horne I get:
Your friend has prepared for you to meet up with another friend.
Just go to this web site and see.
The FREE dating web site
CREATED BY WOMEN

Well, if it's created by WOMEN it must be good.
I'll ask my wife if I should sign up.
She'll know whether or not I should.
I think she'll say no.

Then Delores goes on to say:

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Adele Rufus and I took vacuum cleaner
Moraine lester delicatessen.

Hmm, delicatessen sounds nice.

I like a good deli sandwich.
And my wife would go for that.
But just what is an  accipiter?

And then my good friend JeannieD
(I'm sure you know her too) says,

For example, near mortician indicates that near mastadon reach an understanding with
about chain saw.
 
Ooh, a mastodon with a chain saw.
Now that's a scary thought.
Fills me with shock and awe.

I have to ponder these wise words,
For I'm sure there is deep meaning here.

Why else would she send them?

 
~jon
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