I am definelty not *the most discerning eye on the planet, * but all I was suggesting is that the basic skill/ ablity to tell the difference between the real and the dream is something that every human being has. And what we are dealing with here, is a dream. (It belongs to the realm of the subconscious/fantasy.) We only need to cultivate/educate/train this ablity more. Yes we all get spammed with images of unatainable beauty and youth, but most of us know what those images really are. I am trying to be optimistic here; For every person who answers these false hopes, there are thousands if not more, who do not.  We are not as stupid as the advertisers think.

-Morbo will now introduce the candidates - Puny Human Number One, Puny Human Number Two, and Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon.
-Life can be hilariously cruel