OMG paul....lol....too funny. I'd send it to The Sun or the Daily Mirror......specially as there was something in the sun today about boiler room scams. Ill try find the article and post it.....

I've won the lottery about 12 times today, same yesterday and day before etc.. plus had so many job offers to or wills left to me. I'm so rich I could buy rendo for each and everyone of us!

"I didn't lose my mind, it was mine to give away"