Up until a couple of months ago I never had a single Spam e-mail in 8 years of being online with the same ISP and e-mail address. Then all of a sudden out of the blue every nut in America is either trying to give me a bigger d**k, make it stay bigger with viagra or give me a loan to pay for it!!! And then theres the e-mails full of random words. WTF are they about?
To quote Monty Python "I DONT LIKE SPAM!"

If it ain't free, I can't afford it.